Like that will happen – croak.
Facebook and Twitter folks are calling us to check our bonfire for hedgehogs… and newts and frogs and toads and….
Like you’re going to rummage through your wood stack evicting every critter in good old wildlife hero style!
A bit of a poke around the edges is probably the most you could manage. You might dislodge a hedgehog but how on earth would you see a newt!
Surely, the only way to save wildlife from being burned alive is to not have a bonfire?